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• "That's interesting, dear."
  Really means... "Are you still talking?"
• Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home acting like he's driving a car, an orderly turns the corner and asks Willy what he's doing.
      Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the weekend."
      The orderly chuckles and enters Bob's room to check on him. He catchs Bob pleasuring himself, when asked what he is doing, Bob replies,"I'm screwing Willy's old lady while he's away in Chicago."
  
• Q: why do blondes wear tampons?
  A: because crabs like bungie jumping too.
• A man was selling his brand-new luxury car for ten dollars. A woman answered the ad, but she was slightly disbelieving.
  "Ten bucks?!? What's the gimmick?" she inquired.
  "No gimmick," the man answered. "My wife died, and in her will she asked that the car be sold and that all the money go to the mailman."
• Mama always told me girls are like a box of chocolate covered-cherries: they can either be dark or light on the outside, but they're always pink on the inside.
• "It would take too long to explain."
  Really means... "I have no idea how it works."
• Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun. Fun. fun worry worry worry"
  A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry....
• Q: why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
  A: they can't keep their calves together!
• This lady goes to the doctor for a check up.
  When she gets home her husband asks, "So how did the appointment go?"
  She replies, "He said, I have the body of a twenty year old.
  Her husband says, "Oh yeah. and what did he have to say about your forty year old ass?"
  She says, "Your name didn't come up."
• Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
  A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.
• 02/02/2012
• Weatherman's daughter, but she sure had a warm front.
• A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" he said to her.
  "I don't know," replied the beautiful young woman. "It depends how personal it is."
  "OK," the guy said. "How many men have you slept with?"
  "I'm not going to tell you that!" the woman exclaimed. "That's my business!"
  "Sorry," said the guy, "I didn't realize you made a living out of it."
• What do blondes and McDonald's have in
  common?
  Over five billion served
• Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night. After 15 minutes passed one girl leaned over and whispered to her friend, "What should I do? The guy sitting next to me is masturbating."
  Her friend replied, "Don't do anything. Just ignore it."
  The first girl said, "I can't."
  Her friend, "Why can't you ignore it?"
  The first one says, "Because he's using my hand!"
• Two Blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
  LindaI can't seem to get this door unlocked!
  SylvieWell, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
• At a rape trial the young victim was asked by the D.A. what the defendant said before the alleged assault. Too embarrassed to answer aloud, the victim asked if she could write out the answer.
  After reading the note, the judge instructed the jury foreman to read it and pass it among the rest of the jurors.
  One juror, who had dozed off, was nudged by the woman juror sitting next to him.
  He took the note from her and read, "I'm going to fuck you like you've never been fucked before."
  The juror smiled at the woman and slipped the note in his pocket.
  "Will juror number 12 please pass the note to me!" ordered the judge.
  "I can't, Your Honor," the juror answered. "It's personal."
• Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
• This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lays on the bed but the old woman lays on the floor.
  The old man asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"
  The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."
• Q: What do you call a virgin in Dutch?
  A: Goodandtight!
• Q: what is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
  A: the air pump!
• 02/01/2012
• Why don't lesbians go on diets and wear makeup at the same time? It's hard to be on Jenny Craig when you've got Liz Clairborne on your face!
• The other day, my friends and I went to this Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. The dancer came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and stuck it on his butt.
  Not to be outdone, my other friend pulled  out a $50 bill. She called the guy back over, licked the $50 bill and stuck it on his other butt cheek.
  Now the attention was focused on me. What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet and thought for a minute. Then the  banker in me took over. I got my ATM card, swiped it down his crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and went home.
• A travelling salesman's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He gets out and tries to find something close by -- and comes upon a farm. Not believing his luck, he knocks on the door, and a farmer answers.
  "Sir," says the salesman. "Could you help me? My car's broken down, and I need a place to stay for the night."
  "Sure," says the farmer. "But I only have one bed, and my very, very ugly daughter sleeps there."
  "Oh, crap," says the salesman. "I'm in the wrong joke."
• Hey, did ya hear about the John Bobbitt doorbell?
  It has a ding but no dong!
• How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
  Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
• A blind man goes into a whorehouse and asks for a girl. The madam figures, since he's blind, she'll just give him an inflatable, lifesize doll -- he won't know the difference. So the man goes in the room with the inflatable girl and comes outfive minutes later. The madam asks him what happened and he says, “I slapped her ass, she farted and blew out the window.”
• Q: did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend said he loved her?
  A: she believed him.
• How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
  You lick'em, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
• What does a lesbian need to become a lesbian?
  A licker license!
• Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
  A. Frosted Flakes

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