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Short review: So these buddies have filmed their sex with their gooeys of the past. When they broke up, these guyz are getting their revenge by posting their home made sex tapes on the Internet. These gals have no idea that they're out to be porno stars, they just thought they had shared a personal moment with their butt pirates. All member-submitted, neophyte vids of real couples who filmed their sex.

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• Q: did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a wreck?
  A: the spare tire in her trunk blew out.
• Q: what's the mating call of the brunette?
  A1: "all the blondes have gone home!"
  A2: has that blonde gone yet?
  A3: when is that blond bitch going to leave!?
• Did you hear about the X-rated murder mystery?
  In the end, everybody did it!
• Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
  They can't remember the number.
• Q: what's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
  A: it's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
• Q: how many blondes does it take to play tag?
  A: one.
• What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
  About 45 minutes.
  What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
  About 45 minutes.
  
• Q: what does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
  A: the more you bang it the looser it gets.
• In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
• Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
  A. To keep their ankles warm.
• 03/14/2010
• One day, there's a man and his wife driving along a road. Suddenly out of nowhere, a freak cyclone sweeps through, overturning the car and ripping off both the man and woman's clothes. The Cyclone passes as quickly as it came, and the man finds himself trapped underneath the overturned car. He shouts at his wife to get help, who responds by telling him that she is wearing no clothes. "Put my shoes over your crotch!" he shouts "and go and get me help". She obliges, putting his shoes over her crotch, and flags down the next passing car. The driver gets out. "Help, help, it's my husband!" shouts the woman, to which the driver says, "Well if he's that far up, he's got no bloody chance!"
• Q: why don't blondes like anal sex?
  A: they don't like their brains being screwed with.
• The teacher was checking her student roster on the first day of school and saw that she was missing three boys and one girl.
  After a couple of minutes went by, a boy named John walked in and the teacher asked where he was. He said, "Shree Hill."
  Then another student, named Bill, walked in and the teacher asked where he was. He also said, "Shree Hill."
  Then the third boy, Shawn, walked in and the teacher asked him where he had been. And he said, "On top of Shree Hill."
  Then, a girl walked in and the teacher asked, "Who are you?"
  And she said, "Shree Hill."
• There was this guy named John that went to heaven. He looked around and saw millions of clocks, some were slow and some were fast. He went to God to ask a question.
  "What's the deal with all these clocks?" John asked.
  "Well," said God, "these clocks tell how much a person masturbates."
  "Well, where's my clock?" asked John.
  "It's in the office," replied God. "We use it as a fan."
• One day Mom was cleaning Junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine.
  This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his Father got home and showed it to him.
  He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. So she asked him, "What should we do about this?"
  Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."
• Losing a husband can be hard.
  In my case, it was almost impossible.
• The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide."
• Q: how is a blonde like a frying pan?
  A: you have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
• Joe was asked at work if he was getting any on the side.
  He replied, “Hell, it's been so long since I had any I didn't know they moved it.”
• Sock that wanger before you bang her
• 03/13/2010
• Q: How do you give a blonde more head room?
  A: Adjust the steering wheel.
• The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em."
• Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?
  Secretary: My lawyer.
• A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are standing in front of the Mirror of Truth. It sucks up and kills anyone who tells a lie in front of it. So the brunette says, "I'm the smartest person in the world." She gets sucked up and dies.The redhead says,"I've got the most curly hair," and she gets sucked up and dies also. The blonde says,"I think....." and she gets sucked up and dies.
• Blacksmith's daughter, but she knew how to forge ahead.
• Some men like looking at women's arses. Some men like looking at women's tits. Me, I like looking at the tops of their heads.
• Q: Why do they call PMS PMS?
  A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!
• Q: why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
  A: because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
• Why can't Chinese couples have white babies?
  Because two Wongs don't make a white!
• Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
  A: Hold a tupperware party!

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