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• Yo mama's so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.
• "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."
  "Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
  "Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours."
  "Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl queried as she wrapped the gloves.
  "Now that you mention it," he replied," she also needs some tampons."
• A blonde and brunette are in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets on who's perfect; 3-piece suit, great build with a nice butt, the bad part is they both noticed he had dandruff. The man got off on the 5th floor. Once the doors closed the brunette turned to the blonde and said, "Someone should give him 'Head & Shoulders.'"
  To which the blonde replied, "How do you give 'Shoulders'?"
• After praying nonstop for eight years, God finally decided to grant a man three wishes.
  "I wish for the coolest cars in the universe."
  "Done."
  "I wish for the most luxurious mansion in the universe."
  "Done."
  "And I wish for the best woman in the world."
  So God sent him Mother Theresa.
• Q: what does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
  A1: they both have a black box.
  A2: both have a cockpit.
• Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
  A. You get to park in the handicap zone.
• What is the difference between a blonde
  and a 747?
  Not everyone has been in a 747.
• A farmer's crop was ruined for the year and he was having no luck at all. Then he heard a voice, "If you build it they will come." He thought nothing of it at first but then he heard it again, "If you build it they will come." So the farmer thought and thought, prayed and prayed, until finally, he knew what to do. A few months later he completed construction of his new strip club!
• If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
• What do you call a female sex change?
  An addadictomy!
• 05/21/2013
• Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble with the law for underage drinking, the President has lectured them constantly about the evils of alcohol. His daughters were tired of having the same conversation week after week, so they finally said, "Okay daddy, we understand about drinking already, but you've never talked about to us about sex."
  Getting very upset, W. chided the twins: "Young ladies, we do not use that dirty four-letter word in our home!"
• A man comes home from work and finds his wife screwing his cousin in the closet.
  "What the hell are you doing?!" the man asks.
  "I'm riding a bus," his cousin replies.
  "That's a stupid thing to say!"
  "That's a stupid thing to ask!"
• One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked. All of a sudden one of the boys took off running. The other boy took off after his friend. After he caught up to him, he asked why he ran away.
  "Well," the boy said, "my mom told me that if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard so I ran."
• Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?
  A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.
• Q: what does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
  A: her ankles.
• What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
  Use more lube.
• An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the pigs screwing up a storm. He would get turned on by this and try to get back to the house in time to screw his wife -- but he always got soft before he got there. So one day, he took his hatchet and headed out to the pig pen.
  "No!" said his wife. "Don't kill those pigs!"
  "I'm not going to kill them. I'm moving the pen closer to the house."
• Q: how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: blondes screw in back seats, not in lightbulbs, silly.
• Q: What's rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, starts with a c, ends with a t, and has a u and an n in it?
  A: A coconut.
• A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire," and the husband winks and says, "Honey, let's go upstairs..."
  The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no.
  So the husband says, "Is that your final answer?" The wife says yes.
  The husband says, "Well, can I phone a friend?"
• 05/20/2013
• What does OJ have that every man wants?
  A Heisman trophy and a dead ex-wife!
• How's a casino like a woman?
  Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
• Little Tommy runs into the bathroom one day to find his mother taking a bath. He points at her bush and asks, "What's that Mommy?"
  A little embarrassed, she tells him that is is her sponge. Tommy is satisfied with that answer and goes back to playing with his toys. Some time later, Tommy catches his mother in the shower shortly after she has shaved her bush for bikini season. Tommy asks her, "Where is your sponge mommy?"
  Again embarrassed she tells him that she lost it but will probably find it soon. Tommy is a little worried and promises his mommy that he will help her find it. His mother says okay, and goes back to showering. Soon, Tommy comes running back in and says that he has found his mother's sponge. "What do you mean you found my sponge? Where?"
  "The lady next door has it and she's washing Daddy's face with it!"
• Q: Why is a blonde like a doornob?
  A. Because everyone gets a turn.
  Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
  A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
• Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde."
  Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde."
  The other said, "Suicide blonde? What's that?"
  The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"
• Q: what is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
  A: they both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
• A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgets his watch. He searchs for someone who could give him the time.
  He sees a zoo keeper standing next to an elephant. "Excuse me sir," says the young man "do you know what time it is?"
  The zoo keeper reaches under the elephant, grabs his balls and starts playing with them.
  "Mmmmm, it is about 3:00" the zoo keeper responds.
  The young man looks at him in awe, "How did you know that?" The zoo keeper looks back at the man, "I looked at the clock on the wall right behind you."
• Q: why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
  A: because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
• Q: what's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
  A: you don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
• How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?
  Stick a nipple on it.

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