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• Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble with the law for underage drinking, the President has lectured them constantly about the evils of alcohol. His daughters were tired of having the same conversation week after week, so they finally said, "Okay daddy, we understand about drinking already, but you've never talked about to us about sex."
  Getting very upset, W. chided the twins: "Young ladies, we do not use that dirty four-letter word in our home!"
• A man comes home from work and finds his wife screwing his cousin in the closet.
  "What the hell are you doing?!" the man asks.
  "I'm riding a bus," his cousin replies.
  "That's a stupid thing to say!"
  "That's a stupid thing to ask!"
• One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked. All of a sudden one of the boys took off running. The other boy took off after his friend. After he caught up to him, he asked why he ran away.
  "Well," the boy said, "my mom told me that if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard so I ran."
• Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?
  A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.
• Q: what does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
  A: her ankles.
• What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
  Use more lube.
• An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the pigs screwing up a storm. He would get turned on by this and try to get back to the house in time to screw his wife -- but he always got soft before he got there. So one day, he took his hatchet and headed out to the pig pen.
  "No!" said his wife. "Don't kill those pigs!"
  "I'm not going to kill them. I'm moving the pen closer to the house."
• Q: how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: blondes screw in back seats, not in lightbulbs, silly.
• Q: What's rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, starts with a c, ends with a t, and has a u and an n in it?
  A: A coconut.
• A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire," and the husband winks and says, "Honey, let's go upstairs..."
  The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no.
  So the husband says, "Is that your final answer?" The wife says yes.
  The husband says, "Well, can I phone a friend?"
• 05/20/2013
• What does OJ have that every man wants?
  A Heisman trophy and a dead ex-wife!
• How's a casino like a woman?
  Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
• Little Tommy runs into the bathroom one day to find his mother taking a bath. He points at her bush and asks, "What's that Mommy?"
  A little embarrassed, she tells him that is is her sponge. Tommy is satisfied with that answer and goes back to playing with his toys. Some time later, Tommy catches his mother in the shower shortly after she has shaved her bush for bikini season. Tommy asks her, "Where is your sponge mommy?"
  Again embarrassed she tells him that she lost it but will probably find it soon. Tommy is a little worried and promises his mommy that he will help her find it. His mother says okay, and goes back to showering. Soon, Tommy comes running back in and says that he has found his mother's sponge. "What do you mean you found my sponge? Where?"
  "The lady next door has it and she's washing Daddy's face with it!"
• Q: Why is a blonde like a doornob?
  A. Because everyone gets a turn.
  Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
  A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
• Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde."
  Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde."
  The other said, "Suicide blonde? What's that?"
  The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"
• Q: what is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
  A: they both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
• A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgets his watch. He searchs for someone who could give him the time.
  He sees a zoo keeper standing next to an elephant. "Excuse me sir," says the young man "do you know what time it is?"
  The zoo keeper reaches under the elephant, grabs his balls and starts playing with them.
  "Mmmmm, it is about 3:00" the zoo keeper responds.
  The young man looks at him in awe, "How did you know that?" The zoo keeper looks back at the man, "I looked at the clock on the wall right behind you."
• Q: why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
  A: because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
• Q: what's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
  A: you don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
• How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?
  Stick a nipple on it.
• 05/19/2013
• A couple has returned from their honeymoon and it was obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what's wrong.
  "Well," replied the man "when we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking."
  "Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"
  The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over this though: She gave me $20 change!"
• Why did the redneck school stop teaching sex ed?
  They needed the car for driver's ed.
• What did the blonde customer say to the
  waitress when reading her nametag?
  "Debbie...that's cute. What did you name the other one?"
• Why did God make men a little smarter than dogs?
  So they won't hump your leg at a cocktail party.
• Q: what does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
  A: way to go team!
• A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, but she motions to him from the window like she can't hear. So he points to his eye, hits his knee, and then makes raking motions. ("I need the rake.") She replies by pointing to her eye , grabbing her left breast, slaps her ass, then rubs her crotch. The man is confused and runs upstairs.
  "What? What was that?"
  "Eye, left tit, behind, the bush."
• Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
  A: Women don't take 3 1/2" floppies.
• Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
  A. "Are you sure it's mine?"
• Q: how many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
  A: two, one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the Blow dryer!
• Why did God create brunettes?
  Neither could the blondes.

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