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Q: what do...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:16:40 +0000

Q: what do you call a blonde without an asshole?
A: divorced.

What a woman...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:16:39 +0000

What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears:
Blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON, blah, blah, YOU AND I, blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW.

Hillary Clinton went...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:16:38 +0000

Hillary Clinton went for her annual exam. After the exam, the OB-GYN told her that she was pregnant, and in great shape. Hillary couldn't believe the news and stormed out of the office. She rushed to her limo and picked up the phone to call the Oval Office.
"You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?" There is a silence on the other end. Finally, she hears Bill's voice.
"Who is this?"

When you are...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:16:37 +0000

When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue.

Q: What happened...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:16:36 +0000

Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Her friend asks,...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:16:35 +0000

Her friend asks, "Everything ok with your car now?"
The blonde replies, "Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid."

A blonde says...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:16:34 +0000

A blonde says to her psychiatrist, "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
He replies, "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
She says, "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."
The psychiatrist, laughing to himself, asks, "Uhh...how's that working?"
The blonde replies, "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."
He asks, "And why do you think that is?"
The blonde in all her wisdom replies, "I figure it's because when I'm driving around my zip code keeps changing."

Learn from your...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:16:33 +0000

Learn from your parents' mistakes -- use birth control.

The last fight...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:16:32 +0000

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

Q:: how can...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:16:31 +0000

Q:: how can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: there's white-out on the screen.
Q2: how can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: there's writing on the white-out.