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Back when Bill...

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 00:16:40 +0000

Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There's one thing I want you to know. There's a box under my bed and I don't want you to look in it until I die.”
Hillary agreed to this but, over the years, the curiosity got the better of her and she finally looked in it. She found three beer cans and 1.5 million dollars in cash.
When she asked Bill what the beer cans were for, he replied, “Well, those are for all the times I've cheated on you.”
Hillary said, “Well, that's not bad after all these years and you being a politician and traveling and all.”
She was about to leave, but then she said, “Hey, Bill, what about the 1.5 million dollars?”
Bill replied, “That's for all the times the box got full and I had to cash the cans in.”

How are men...

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 00:16:39 +0000

How are men like computers?
They don't work until they're turned on.

Why are men...

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 00:16:38 +0000

Why are men like blenders?
Every woman has one, and doesn't know why!

What's worse than...

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 00:16:37 +0000

What's worse than having termites in your piano?
Crabs on your organ.

Why did the...

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 00:16:36 +0000

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code
on her stomach?
So her male would get delivered to the right box.

Two old ladies...

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 00:16:35 +0000

Two old ladies were standing on a street corner smoking cigarettes. It started to rain and one lady said, "Great, now I'll have to put this out."
The other lady said, "No you don't, i have some cigarette covers here."
She proceeded to take a trojan out of her purse, cut the end off and put it over her cigarette. The other lady asked, "Where did you get that?"
The second lady replied, "Just go to the drug store and ask for some condoms."
The next day the first lady went to her local drug store and said to the clerk,"I'd like some condoms please."
The clerk replied,"What size please?"
The lady said, "One big enough to fit a Camel."

What did the...

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 00:16:34 +0000

What did the man say to the toothpaste model after she gave him oral sex?
"WOW! Those are the whitest teeth I've ever come across."

Why do men...

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 00:16:33 +0000

Why do men float better than women?
Because they're scum.

Q: what's the...

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 00:16:32 +0000

Q: what's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A: not everybody has been in a limo.

After hours and...

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 00:16:31 +0000

After hours and hours of exhausting sex with a blonde, a man walks into his kitchen to get a drink. He fills his glass up with milk, when he looks down and realizes that his pecker is still really hot. So he sticks his pecker in the glass of milk to cool it down.
Just as he does that the blonde walks in and says, "I always wondered how you refilled those things!"