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What do you...

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:16:40 +0100

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced!

Q: what is...

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:16:39 +0100

Q: what is the difference between a new blonde and an old blonde?
A: vaseline and poli-grip.

A rich lady...

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:16:38 +0100

A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she saw the butler was still home and sitting in the front room.
The rich lady approaches the butler and requests that he remove her dress, so the butler removes her dress. She then asks the butler to remove her bra, which he does. She then asks him to remove her panties and he this this also.
The lady then tells the butler never to dress in her clothes again.

There are some...

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:16:37 +0100

There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer.
So the teacher asks Bobby, “What is this animal called?”
“I dunno,” claims Bobby.
So then she says, “I'll give you a hint—it's what your mother calls your father.”
The boy thinks for a minute and then says, “Oh that's what a son of a bitch looks like!”

Q: why do...

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:16:36 +0100

Q: why do blonde's find it difficult to marry?
A: because you don't have to marry them to have sex with them!

Q: What do...

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:16:35 +0100

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?
A: A two-ton pick-up.

What's the difference...

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:16:34 +0100

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
About 30 pounds.

Q: what did...

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:16:33 +0100

Q: what did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been Picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'no. But i've been swung around by the tits.'

How many flies...

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:16:32 +0100

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What has 100...

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:16:31 +0100

What has 100 teeth and eats weiners?
A zipper!